I HAD FIRED JESUS!!!!

Once upon a time a man failed to have a kid....he prayed to god[jesus] and said: dear load, i want to have a children amen!....the second day his wife suddenly pregneant....he was so shocked tat on tat night he prayed again: lord u are so powerful...."then he recevied jesus reply and jesus said....of course i am....i fucked ur wife tats y....then the man say.....ok....lord u are now FIRED!!